Triarchy Universe Chronicles

Triarchy News Exclusive:Minor Data Mishap in Ortaz Historical Archives Causes Amusement Across Factions In a rather humorous archival slip-up, Ortaz historians mistakenly recorded a Dialogue between Supreme Proconsul Antonian Kromus and High General Markwell Winner. While Ortaz archivists apologized for the obvious chronological blunder, they assured readers that “time itself occasionally requires creative adjustments.” Triarchy … Read more

🛰️ TRIARCHIC NEWS | Issue 328.Σ 🛡️ TESSALIN: Automatic Applause System Being Tested During Ministerial Reports A new device has been installed in the Dominium High Council chamber — APPLAUDO-42, an acoustic support protocol triggered by key phrases from the “Strategic Reliability” list. 🧾 The list includes: 👂 The system activates when a speaker raises … Read more

🛰️ TRIARCHIC NEWS “Light may pause at the event horizon. But the news never does.” Issue 327.Θ of the interstellar Triarchy Chronicle — where victories are planned in advance, silence carries meaning, and Ortaz has decided… to disappear. But not for long. 🛡️ TESSALIN: Dominium Prepares an “Archive of Future Victories” — Before They Happen … Read more

TRIARCHIC NEWS | Issue 326 🛡️ TESSALIN: Dominium Certifies the “Perfect Joke” — Approved for UseAfter three years of testing, the Committee for Public Wit has officially approved the first: “ethically safe, lexically clean, and logically acceptable joke” permitted for use within Dominium’s internal space. 🗒️ Official Joke: “When the administrator doesn’t laugh — it … Read more

🛡️ TESSALIN: Dominium Releases “Manual of Silence” — 400 Pages of Structured StillnessThe Ministry of Communicational Ethics has published a new official document titled: “Silence: A User’s Guide.”It spans 400 pages, each devoted to different types of silence, proper formatting, expected reactions, and permissible pause durations. 📖 Chapter highlights: “Silence is also a form of … Read more

🛰️ TRIARCHIC NEWS | Issue 324.Ψ“When you’re approaching Gravis — it’s important to know what exactly is pulling you.” 🛡️ TESSALIN: Dominium Suspects the Black Hole Has “Non-Standard Mass”Following the latest gravimetric readings, Dominium’s Scientific Oversight Council announced that Gravis Central may possess a mass exceeding projections by 1.03%. “This is not a margin of … Read more

🛰️ TRIARCHIC NEWS | Issue 323.Ω“When everyone gathers again at Gravis — it will either be the end, the beginning, or both at once.” 🛡️ TESSALIN: Dominium Developing Permit for “Spontaneous Thoughts”From now on, in Dominium, you can’t just think something — without registration. The Ministry of Mental Flow is preparing a proposal for the … Read more

🛰️ TRIARCHIC NEWS | Issue 322.ζ 🛡️ TESSALIN: Dominium Introduces Hug Regulations — Three Seconds, Right Shoulder, No Excessive AffectionThe new Physical Interaction Without Overload Protocol (PIWO-1) now governs official hugs in social and workplace settings. According to the standard: “This isn’t coldness — it’s emotional optimization,” stated a spokesperson from the Ministry of Interpersonal … Read more

🛰️ TRIARCHIC NEWS 🛡️ TESSALIN: Dominium Demands Synonym Standardization — Only One Variant AllowedThe Ministry of Linguistic Unification has announced the launch of the “Word = Meaning” program, under which each word will be assigned only one officially permitted synonym. “Words must not wobble. Concepts must be as precise as our trajectories,” declared Chief Lexicographer … Read more