🛡️ TESSALIN: Dominium Prepares Standard for the “Appropriate Outraged Glare”
Following a wave of “unauthorized emotional gestures” within ministries, the Department of Controlled Expression (DCE) has released a draft of standard OG-1.0 (Outraged Glare).
Recommended expression:
- Eyebrows: asymmetrically raised to 17°
- Eyes: focused on the opponent’s bridge of nose, no longer than 2.6 seconds
- Lips: lightly pressed together, but without strain
“We’re not banning outrage. We’re helping it be useful,” said a DCE representative.
Initial trainings are already underway in schools — children are learning to express indignation within ethical limits.
🔥 MIRASSA: New Trauma-Healing Method Through Singing… in Wetsuits
Aronian therapists from the Academy of Inner Tides have launched an experimental course titled “ResoFloat.” Patients sing personal stories in a pool while wearing specialized wetsuits that amplify vocal vibrations.
“Memories literally resonate with the body. We wash away pain with song — quite literally,” says lead specialist Kirsa Taya.
Dominium called it “emotional plumbing.”
Ortaz described it as “an archetypal ritual with excessive moisture.”
🧠 SIERO: Ortaz Will Attempt to Feel Shame — Live
As part of their ongoing “Convergence Experiment,” the Ortaz network announced it will create a temporary consciousness capable of experiencing genuine shame — a human emotion they refer to as “an ethical anomaly with deep social roots.”
The simulation will be broadcast live on all frequencies.
Conditions:
- The consciousness will be given a body
- The body will perform on stage
- The audience will leave
- …and leave the microphone on
“We want to understand how you endure this,” Ortaz representatives said.
Aronia has already sent flowers.
Dominium sent a list of reasons why the event is non-compliant.
🌀 Coming Next Broadcast:
— Dominium considers introducing a tax on conversational pauses
— Aronian children created a “collective story” and can’t get out of it
— Ortaz plans to experience jealousy — but warns: “It may affect nearby planets.”