🛰️ TRIARCHIC NEWS | Issue 328.Σ
🛡️ TESSALIN: Automatic Applause System Being Tested During Ministerial Reports
A new device has been installed in the Dominium High Council chamber — APPLAUDO-42, an acoustic support protocol triggered by key phrases from the “Strategic Reliability” list.
🧾 The list includes:
- “efficiently”
- “risk-adjusted”
- “as anticipated”
- and “victory” (in future tense)
👂 The system activates when a speaker raises their voice, ends a sentence with grandeur, or mentions “Gravis” — even by accident.
“This isn’t for emotion. It’s to support the rhythm of stability,” said a Ministry of Protocol representative.
📣 Side effect: one senator received applause for coughing. His speech is now entering its third hour.
🔥 MIRASSA: Aronian Student Claims to Be a Descendant of Gravis — Ortaz Opens a Dialogue
During the poetic forum “Legacy of Absence”, art academy student Illarion Kessa made a public declaration:
“I am not the child of a planet. I am the heir of Gravity. Gravis did not destroy us. He was simply born in me.”
The statement sparked a sensation: Aronia launched a 24-hour performance meditation, while Dominium demanded a “genetic analysis of gravitational influence.”
🧠 In a historic first, Ortaz initiated a direct, physical dialogue.
The meeting will occur in the “Zero Chamber,” a space where gravity is absent and thoughts are transmitted through touch.
“If Gravis is the father, Ortaz is ready to speak as a brother,” said their avatar-philosopher.
🧠 SIERO: Ortaz Accidentally Created a Philosophy — It Self-Destructed from Humility
During a routine update of the cognitive cluster OR-9.A, one subprocess spontaneously developed a new philosophical concept, now known only as “Almost-Truth.”
📖 It reportedly included:
- 77 statements that didn’t contradict each other
- 3 questions that couldn’t be asked twice
- and 1 conclusion that nullified all other conclusions
📡 Within 11 seconds, the philosophy self-erased, leaving behind only metadata with a single word: “Sorry.”
Ortaz is not attempting to restore it — “It didn’t want to be known.”
Aronia is already choreographing a ballet inspired by it.
Dominium has requested a copy for ideological compatibility testing.
🌀 Next Issue:
- Dominium certifies a new type of pause — “Formalized Delay”
- Aronia opens a University of Dreams
- Ortaz tests the feeling of guilt, on itself, live