Triarchy News

Triarchy News is the premier interstellar news network of the Triarchy Universe. A source of real-time dispatches, in-depth analysis, and occasional satirical asides covering the three great powers: Dominium, Aeronia, and Ortaz. Blending official communiqués with off-beat human and post-human perspectives, it has become both an indispensable briefing for diplomats and a guilty pleasure for casual bystanders of galactic affairs.

Galactic stability is when all three factions simultaneously fail to understand each other. | Issue 319.λ

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🛡️ TESSALIN: Dominium Prepares Standard for the “Appropriate Outraged Glare”Following a wave of “unauthorized emotional gestures” within ministries, the Department of Controlled Expression (DCE) has released a draft of standard OG-1.0 (Outraged Glare). Recommended expression: “We’re not banning outrage. We’re helping it be useful,” said a DCE representative. Initial trainings are already underway in schools … Read more

The Gravis black hole hasn’t commented on any news — but we still suspect its involvement. | Issue 318.π

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🛡️ TESSALIN: A Joke Has Been Arrested in Dominium. Fresh. Unregistered.Yesterday morning, on one of the administrative levels of Tessalin, an unidentified citizen told a joke containing the phrase: “And then the inspector said: ‘This is against regulations, but I find it funny.’” Four service drones detected laughter, after which the incident was classified as … Read more

The galaxy is bursting at the seams, but we’re filming it from three angles. | Issue 317.∞

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🔥 MIRASSA: “Remember Me” Café Serves Only Memories. Edibles Not Included.In the steam district of Beraim, Aronia has opened a one-of-a-kind café where no food or drinks are served — only lived memories. Customers select a mood (for example: “first love, before you knew it could hurt” or “sunlight through smoke after loss”) — and … Read more

If information has no meaning — it’s not a mistake. It’s Aronia. | Issue 316.6

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🛡️ DOMINIUM: Poet Found Using Metaphor — Faces 6 Years ProbationOn Tessalin, an unprecedented event: citizen Arcos Tay, a second-rank technician, wrote a poem. Voluntarily. Local authorities deemed it an “informational distortion of reality with intent to emotionally influence without prior authorization.” “I just wanted to describe how light passes through dust… It’s beautiful,” said … Read more

Information is not responsible for your worldview. | Issue 315.001

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🔥 ARONIA: Brawl Breaks Out at Literary Festival — Cause: The StarIn the steam-city of Sintala (Mirassa), during the annual “Word as Detonation” festival, a group of Aronian poets failed to reach consensus on the symbolic meaning of the red star Valereon: The debate escalated into a full-on brawl involving typewriters, mugs of flaming coffee, … Read more

Nothing revolves around you — except the black hole. | Issue 314.001

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🛡️Dominium Accidentally Standardizes the Talk About Love The Ministry of Moral-Emotional Optimization of Dominium has approved the official “Class C-4 Love Confession Form.” According to the regulations, a first confession must now be accompanied by a form, a 3D scan of the heart (both literally and metaphorically), and a signature from a Commissioner of Romantic … Read more