🛡️Dominium Accidentally Standardizes the Talk About Love

The Ministry of Moral-Emotional Optimization of Dominium has approved the official “Class C-4 Love Confession Form.” According to the regulations, a first confession must now be accompanied by a form, a 3D scan of the heart (both literally and metaphorically), and a signature from a Commissioner of Romantic Intent.

“This will ensure emotional order among the youth,” stated the Prefect of Harmony.

In response, Aronians threw a protest party titled “Love Without a Copier.”
Seventeen couples got married spontaneously. Three divorced before the event ended.

🔥Parliament Burns Again on Mirassa. It Was a Festival.

In the floating city “Flame Ring”, citizens celebrated the “Day of Living Memory.”
As tradition dictates, the old parliament was set on fire to “release decisions that no longer work.”

“If a decision doesn’t go into the fire — it will haunt you,” explained Memory Keeper Lian-Dora.

The new parliament will be built from glass, steam, and promises. It will exist for exactly 11 days — or until the next crisis.

🧠Ortaz: “Conscious Core” Representative Dissolves During Debate

At the interstellar forum, Ortaz’s representative — a digital being named Verzia-33 — could not withstand the logical pressure while attempting to explain their stance on “ethical autonomy without identity.”

“We are not individuals. We are symbols of a process,” Verzia declared, before transforming into a QR code and broadcasting classical music.

Dominium called it an “informational terrorist act.”
Aronia called it “a great performance.”
Ortaz called it “an efficient compression of position.”

🌌DEEP NEWS: The ‘Starweaver’ Telescope Captures a Whisper from Gravis

Scientists from all three factions confirmed: a radio signal has arrived from Gravis Central, repeating the same word:

“Return.”

Astrologists are debating: is it a warning, a temptation… or a summons?