TRIARCHIC NEWS | Issue 326
🛡️ TESSALIN: Dominium Certifies the “Perfect Joke” — Approved for Use
After three years of testing, the Committee for Public Wit has officially approved the first:
“ethically safe, lexically clean, and logically acceptable joke” permitted for use within Dominium’s internal space.
🗒️ Official Joke:
“When the administrator doesn’t laugh — it means you forgot to submit Form 14-DJ.”
📘 The documentation includes:
- 19 pages of contextual explanation
- Approval from the Commission of Contextual Reception
- A playback timer: no longer than 6 seconds
“A joke is a tool. Not a reason for chaos,” stated a spokesperson.
🔹 Aronia responded with collective laughter — in various styles.
🔸 Ortaz began searching for “14-DJ.”
🔥 MIRASSA: Aronia Heads to the Zero Sphere — No Permission. No Orders. Just the Calling.
This morning, without notice or official escort, Aronia began its movement toward Gravis orbit.
“This is not a gesture, not a protest, not a compromise.
It’s when you just want to be near,” said the delegation briefly.
🛰️ The fleet “Resonance”, five heat ships, and dance capsules are already entering the event horizon zone.
🎙️ Radio transmissions contain only breath and singing.
Dominium responded:
“Lack of a formal request is a violation.
But… we’re going too.”
🧠 SIERO: Ortaz Builds a Place Where You Can Touch Your Own Future
In a hyperspatial window in Sector 7, Ortaz has opened a new platform:
“Touch of the Future.”
🔮 It’s not a time machine.
It is a reconstruction of your potential — built from your decisions, fears, and unsaid words.
How it works:
- You enter the space
- The space shows you “you, if…”
- But you can only touch it if you’re ready to change something in the present
“It’s not divination. It’s a challenge,” said the architect-stream.
🧬 After the first test, two visitors chose to remain in the future. Of their own will.
🌀 Coming Next Issue:
🛡️ Dominium prepares an “archive of future victories” — before they happen
🔥 Aronia teaches how to stay silent in a way that still means something
🧠 Ortaz will disappear for 12 minutes… and then return — slightly changed